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posted 5 years ago with 330,088 notes

faceofanangels:

two headlights s h i n e through the sleepless night.

posted 5 years ago with 3,977 notes
coffeemidnights:
“Echoes of your footsteps on the stairs; stay here, honey, I don’t wanna share…
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coffeemidnights:

Echoes of your footsteps on the stairs; stay here, honey, I don’t wanna share…

posted 5 years ago with 1,124 notes

mechalesbian:

mechalesbian:

you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns

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theres literally no possible response i can make to this where i come out a winner. ive actually never been owned this hard before. i think i legally owe you money now.

posted 5 years ago with 263,148 notes

not-nematodes:

loki-loki-literatureclub:

I haven’t seen Venom but the fans hold such strong chaotic energy, they’re just running around like “THEYRE IN LOVE” “ITS A ROM COM” “I GUESS IM A MONSTER FUCKER” and I’m just like I have no idea what’s going on but you’re doing great sweetie I would die for any of you

see posts like this are why i’m afraid to bring my brother to see it

thesylverlining:

infernalpume:

darkfrog24:

schizoauthoress:

Today I learned that Van Halen have that rider in their contract about “a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed” in order to know at a glance if the promoter read the entire contract.  And the reason they do THAT is because they once had a stage collapse because a promoter hadn’t read the proper way to set up all the specific technical stuff.

So if the band goes in the dressing room or catering and sees brown M&Ms, they know they have to double-check the stage setup for safety.

I heard about this on Freakonomics Radio.  Turns out the bit about no brown M&Ms is HUGE, in BIG font, bold, underlined and quotated like they’re on the Group W Bench.

The band was all, “We have fifty-pound lights hanging over our heads and fire being shot out of cannons.  We had to know whether they read our safety regs so we didn’t flamebroil any roadies.”

interesting how this has become a meme in the music industry about divas. i’ve always heard jokes that amount to “this stuck up celebrity hates the green gummy bears!! they’re refusing to perform just for that???” and its reading stuff like this that i realise how that joke might have come about. people get grumpy that the band refuses to play but cant admit its because THEY’RE incompetent, so they make it all about the M&Ms. another example of artists using a creative method to ensure they have a perfectly reasonable request fulfilled that is then bastardised by lazy people who wanna make money off them. 

…this is like the music industry version of hearing the truth behind the McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit

crazymuff1n:

unhumanmess:

crazymuff1n:

unhumanmess:

crazymuff1n:

im trying find a certain cat picture, its kinda grey-black cat holding on to one of those cat climb/scratch post while going :v

looks like this

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This one?

yes!!!! thank you!!

now your second quest, which is optional

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Butter cat???

yes! thats the one! i have no more mspaint cats now. thanks for partaking in the quest for cats.

amuzed1:

iheartallura:

just a reminder:

a black girl character growing her hair out long breaks more stereotypes than a black girl character having short hair

a black girl character getting to be soft and fragile breaks more stereotypes than a black girl character being strong all the time

a black girl character being protected and comforted by others breaks more stereotypes than a black girl character having no one to look out for her but herself

a black girl character being considered pretty or cute by other characters breaks more stereotypes than a black girl character being considered unattractive

not everything that is empowering for white girls is empowering for black girls

the sexism we face overlaps, but it is not the same

📢📢 One more time for the people in the back📢📢

posted 5 years ago with 241,082 notes
kompanie-mutter:
“ tranarchist:
“ luxtempestas:
“the second radish is 29 feet away
” ”
this is legitimately the funniest post on this site
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kompanie-mutter:

tranarchist:

luxtempestas:

the second radish is 29 feet away

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this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

posted 5 years ago with 601,050 notes
feelbending:
“but
can
we
just
appreciate
their
relationship?????
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feelbending:

but

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can

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we

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just

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appreciate  

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their

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relationship?????

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